One bright spring morning on a dew-laden field, Keith was tending happily to the newly hatched calflings. Then, without warning, a freak meteor accident occurred. Debilitated and covered in space-goo, a white light began to dance before Keith’s eyes. Then they heard it: the faint pulse of a throbbing bassline in the distance, growing by the second. Before long, Keith was inundated by sound and light. Without time to process what had happened, the hapless cow-herder felt a bolt of electricity course through their veins. Gasping for air, Keith could hear the bells of fate ringing. From that time and forever after, Keith knew what to do...