Bubble Punk, (NZ)
Old man Joel originally started DAFM after he got kicked out of the Exponents. He met the current members in a tragic dumpster diving trip gone bad. You could find a lot of cheese in the Nosh dumpsters back in the day. At one point there were four different locks on the dumpsters across all of Auckland, so if you got a key, you were in for the win.
Dave Dobbyn has no time for their reggae tinged cover of Outlook for Thursday, allegedly stating ‘I wish those DAFM guys would stop wanking and put their little batons away.’ inadvertently making DAFM responsible for the 2004 Queen St Riot. DAFM lay claim to having won the war of 1994, although the pain and loss stemming from that traumatic experience led to delays in the release of their first EP.
DAFM have sold out and gone BUBBLE-punk as opposed to bubble-PUNK in order to fund their decadent addiction to buying little sailor outfits for their ill-disciplined and aggressive pack of horny Jack Russells. In a decision released in late June, the Environment Canterbury ruled DAFM must reduce their pack to no more than 16 Jack Russells. All must be desexed.